In a message dated 5/21/99 4:22:20 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
siddim01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx writes:
> Yes, now that I have been taken in to the ranks of Zuikoholics,
> you all must protect me from spending too much on lenses and accessories
> by voluntarily giving them to me, or selling them dirt cheap to me; don't
> want to be hard on the wee one, now, do we? ;-)
No, No, No... you have it all wrong. To be initiated into the ranks, you are
supposed to sacrifice your 3 favorite Zuiko's to the gods on Olympus (you can
send them to me, and I'll make sure the gods get them). We have to keep
quiet, though, because such hazing is illegal, and probably immoral, and this
form of it is one of the most cruel and painful of all. After your sacrifice
you will be fully initiated into Zuikodom, and all pangs of guilt at trading
Zuikos for your family's daily meals will be purged forever.
Paul Schings
General Manager of the Olympus gods receiving dock
Coventry, Rhode Island, USA
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