(copyright 1998 Ken Norton)
[last week on As the Focus Ring Turns]
>"The winner of the contest gets to be my assistant. The loser must
undergo >a frontal-lobotomy to remove the elements and become an
extension tube." >Cries of protests arose from the camera bag, but to no
avail. The decision >was made and there was no backing out of it.
..."NO! Please don't!" cried the teleconverters. The owner had a tool
in his hand that they hoped to never see again in their lives. The evil
look in his eyes gave it away that it didn't matter who had won the
contest--they both were looking death in the face. The spanner wrench
is an unforgiving tool, and in the hands of somebody who has gone
"postal"--deadly.
Vert and Toky cry "Help!" to no avail. The owner's wife and daughter
have left the house--leaving him alone with them to terrorize and
dismember. Sue and the other lenses scrambled back into the dark
corners of the camera bag, trembling in fear. Even the camera bodies
have turned themselves off from the agony that they are about to
witness.
What has brought them here to this point? Who won the contest? Did the
contest even matter? Why are there tiny Spacemen suddenly appearing
everywhere? Will either Vert or Toky survive this shameless knockoff of
the "Rockie and Bullwinkle Show"?
Stay tuned for this exciting conclusion to the gripping story of
"Converting the Teleconverter--Part II" presented by "As the Focus Ring
Turns."
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