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Subject: [OM] English Language problems. No OM content
From: Gregg Iverson <giverson@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 1999 13:15:01 -0500
This is for those on the list who are into linguistics.


> 
> No wonder the English language is so very difficult to learn:
> 
> §   We polish the Polish furniture.
> §   He could lead if he would get the lead out.
> §   A farm can produce produce.
> §   The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
> §   The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
> §   The present is a good time to present the present.
> §   At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
> §   The dove dove into the bushes.
> §   I did not object to the object.
> §   The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
> §   The bandage was wound around the wound.
> §   There was a row among the row of oarsmen about how to row.
> §   They were too close to the door to close it.
> §   The buck does funny things when the does are present.
> §   They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
> §   To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
> §   The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
> §   After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
> §   I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
> §   I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
> §   How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
> §   I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.
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