I'm getting this image of "Daddy" T. sitting in the back of a Caddy lined
with red fringe. Through the partially opened window he beckons at johns
(and bills, bobs, lexes, etc.) with tantalizing glimpses of exposed,
glistening black barrels. That "Pimps Up, Zuikos Down" special they've been
running on HBO must be getting to me.
Lex
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From: "Tom Scales" <tscales@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [OM] Norwegian equipment
Date: Thu, 10 Aug 2000 14:37:23 -0500
I wanted to make everyone aware of a new program. For a mere $100, you'll
be allowed to fondle the 350/2.8 for 15 minutes. Additional 15 minute
increments are available at a reduced rate. A more intimate relationship,
such as actually mounting the lens, can also be arranged, but at an
appropriately higher price. Entire overnight relationships, even weekend
packages, are available. If you are interested in other lenses as well,
threesomes, even foursomes, can be arranged.
Please contact me directly for more information.
Your friend, and pimp.
Tom
Somewhere, someone, is going to think I am serious and actually flame the
list at my wanting to make people pay to touch a lens.....
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