I occasionally get junk mail for matchmaking services at work. I have
filled them out in the name of one of my cantankerous students and sent
them in. It seem to get a good laugh and lighten the mood. Don't know
that I would try to mortgage the school!
You need to have your credit card statements sent to your office. I
regularly receive offers to lend me lots of money based on my equity in
[insert office address here]. I'm tempted to take them up on it sometime
just for laughs!
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