Tom... we know you're lying right off the bat... there's no way all that
stuff would fit in the trunk of your vette. Or were you driving your new,
prototype, 775 HP all wheel drive, 0.4 mpg vette suv?????
-----Original Message-----
From: Tom Scales [mailto:tscales@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 8:13 AM
To: olympus@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Re: [OM][OT]Expressions of Faith
I had a similar experience recently. I was out driving the Vette, the one
that I had converted to use leaded jet fuel and took off all the emission
controls and mufflers. I was practicing my burnouts and highspeed runs
through the neighborhood (it's fun to see the children dive for cover). I
particularly enjoy the full-speed donuts on the school playground during
recess -- the screams, the screams -hahaha.
Anyway, I ran over cat and thought, hey lunch. Threw it in the back and
while driving through my neighbors backyard noticed their back door was
open. Being the adventerous sort, I wandered in and, low and behold, and
entire OM kit laid out on the dining room table. 24 Shift, 8 fisheye, four
OM-3Ti and three OM-4Ti bodies, still in the original box -- you get the
idea.
Anyway, while I was loading it all in the car, my neighbor came home and,
for some reason, didn't seem to happy. Luckily, I was able to drive off
quickly before he realized all his handguns were already in my trunk.
You know what bothered me the most? As I drove off, I could hear him
repeatedly using the Lord's name in vain.
Tom
P.S Yeah, I know I'm going to pay for that last sentence.
P.P.S. And you all wondered where I found these big kits
>
> Which naturally invites the comment that the other day I was driving
> my 4wd Ford Expedition (the one I removed all the emission controls
> from and carry my automatic weapons in) to make a donation to the
> abortion clinic, and saw a garage sale full of bootleg Hendrix 45s
> and LPs. Naturally, I cut across 7 lanes of traffic (after all, the
> only other drivers there were driving sub compact electric Volvos
> with "save the gay whales" bumper stickers) to pull in, and what did
> I see there but a prototype OM-6Ti with a Zuiko 400/1.4, autographed
> by Maitani himself! I immediately turned on my Bob Marley 8-track and
> lit up a hige spliff in honor of his majesty, Halai Selasieh,
> Rastafari, the Lion of Judah.
>
> BBB
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