I had to post this very off topic post just to lighten things up... haven't
heard one this good in a while. Hope you all enjoy.
A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless. "Mommy,
Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts.
"Well, son," she says, "These are balloons, and when you die, they
inflate and float you up to heaven."
Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite
satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into
the kitchen.
"Mommy, mommy, Aunt Jenny is dying!"
"What do you mean?" says his mother.
"Well she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with both of her
balloons out. Dad's trying to blow them up for her and she keeps yelling,
"God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!!"
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