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Subject: [OM] Thanksgiving humor, not for the faint of heart or queasy of stomach
From: Gregg Iverson <golftooter@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2001 17:36:03 -0500
Heard this from my father-in-law today:

A man had a terrible problem with gas, both the loud sound and the smell.

His wife, in desperation, told him, "some day you are going to push all your guts out doing that!"

The morning before Thanksgiving, as she was downstairs preparing the Turkey, she heard him again, still in bed. It didn't bother him, didn't even wake him. She had suffered enough! In a moment of weakness, she grabbed all the offals she had just removed from the turkey, and marched upstairs. She grabbed his underwear and stuffed the intestines into them. Then she marched back down the stairs.

A little while later her husband sheepishly came down the stairs.

He exclaimed, "you were right, it finally had done some damage. But it really wasn't as bad as you thought."

Then he added, " the worst part was pushing them back in again with my two fingers." :-)

Gregg


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