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[OM] Trouble in the camp, Part I

Subject: [OM] Trouble in the camp, Part I
From: AG Schnozz <agschnozz@xxxxxxxxx>
Date: Tue, 10 Jun 2003 20:29:06 -0700 (PDT)
"Let's clean up, boys. Company is coming."

Otis, the 200/4 had peeked out of the bag and could see an email
being typed on MR. N's computer screen.

Macro Mike, who was always a bit short-sighted, started throwing
a fit. "Why doesn't he just leave us alone?  He's always
inviting others over to tease us.  Remember Steve?  He was what,
a 600?"

Ever since Sollie died, it's been a rather sad place in the bag.
Everybody got older, Vert and Toky have never been seen since
those horrible events several years ago.  And then, horrors of
horrors, MR. N kicked out Shifty. Shifty would never look you
directly in the eye.  Very strange, that fellow.  Anyway, Shifty
had a different perspective on life that just didn't blend with
the rest of the gang.  Besides, he looked different. There was
something about his face that just didn't match everybody else.

Upon Shifty's departure, Macro Mike and Otis moved in.  Otis
instantly made himself useful, but Macro Mike, a 50/3.5, just
never really fit in. Sure, he looks the part, but he's just one
of those know-it-alls that you just want to leave home.

More recently, there have been other move-ins, like Doug, the
30-something playboy and Diana, the long-legged and very slender
135.  Everybody keeps trying to hit on Diana, but she just turns
up her nose, wiggles that short lens-shade and goes off to read
a book.

But, not all is well. Howard is dying. He's lived a very rough
life and it shows. Ever since that skydiving accident he's never
been the same.  He won't mate with Polly the polorizer anymore. 
She's a bit miffed, but he gives her lots of rings and other
jewelry to try and make it up to her.  Poor Howard.  If only his
'chute would have opened.  He has such a wide-view on life too. 
His bowels are a bit loose and that bent nose of his is keeping
him from enjoying a fruitful life.  Besides, *DOUG* is getting
all the action these days.

"Who?  What?  When?"  The questions were pelted at Otis from the
gang, but he wasn't sure of all the answers.

"All I know for sure is that she's from Florida."

"SHE?" Everybody said in unison?

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