Walt,
My father was born in the hills of WV and always told me the difference
between a redneck and a hillbilly was that a redneck actually does have a
red neck and a hillbilly has one leg shorter than the other so the may
standup straight on the mountain. Have you measured your legs lately? 8>)
Rich
----- Original Message -----
From: "Walt Wayman" <hiwayman@xxxxxxx>
To: <olympus@xxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Thursday, April 01, 2004 10:00 AM
Subject: [OM] Re: OT Dead Pets And Gelatin
> How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?
>
> Because if it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called a
"teethbrush."
>
> The biggest difference between a redneck and a hillbilly is the redneck
will cuss you before he shoots you, and the hillbilly will just grin.
>
> Walt
>
>
>
> > From "Late Sh*w with Dav*d Lett*rman"
> >
> > "You might be a redneck if somebody has accused you of lying
> > through your tooth."
> >
> > Based on this definition, I'm still confused as to the
> > difference between a redneck and a hillbilly.
> >
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