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Subject: [OM] Re: [OT] A shaggy dog story from the Kiron Klub
From: "John Hermanson" <omtech@xxxxxxxxx>
Date: Mon, 27 Jun 2005 08:56:53 -0400
Good story!

John Hermanson
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----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Chuck Norcutt" <chucknorcutt@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "Olympus mail list" <olympus@xxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Saturday, June 25, 2005 1:56 PM
Subject: [OM] [OT] A shaggy dog story from the Kiron Klub


>I spotted this little gem on the Kiron Klub's email list.  Probably 
> lifted from somewhere else.  Not Olympus but I thought y'all might enjoy 
> it... especially John H, Clint and Mark.
> ----------------------------------------------------------
> 
> The River Sage.
> 
> 
> Once upon a time, many years ago  in Kyoto, there lived a very poor
> woodcutter who lived along the shores of  the Katsura River. The reason 
> the woodcutter was poor was because he was always  taking pictures with 
> his beat-up  black eyelevel  Nikon F and not  cutting much wood. One day 
> when he happened to actually be cutting wood, the  neckstrap of his 
> camera broke, and it fell  and sank into the dark and murky  flows of 
> the river. Completely heartbroken to loose his faithful and long time 
> companion  the woodcutter sat down on the bank of the river with tears 
> streaming down his face.
> 
> After an unknown amount of time had  passed, the wood cutter realized 
> that there was an old man standing in front of  him in the waters. The 
> woodcutter did not know how long the old man had been  watching him and 
> felt uncomfortable noticing that there were water plants in the  old 
> man's hair and beard and that he wore strange clothes of reeds and water 
>  lilies. He was starting to think  that a portrait of such a weird man 
> might get  him first place in the monthly photo contest of Asahi Camera 
> Magazine when all  of a sudden,  the old man who was actually the spirit 
> of the river spoke  out, "What have you lost?" "I  have lost my precious 
> camera" replied the  woodcutter,  to which the old man responded by 
> submerging into the depths  of the  river. This took the woodcutter
> completely by surprise and  he  sat there not knowing what to do for a 
> few moments but the man soon emerged from  the water again holding a 
> beautiful new-in-box condition silver-chrome Nikon  S3/2000 and asked 
> him, "Is this your camera?".
> 
> Most Japanese  in the old days were honest so the woodcutter answered 
> "No, mine is a bargain  grade black F". To this the old man silently 
> sank into the water again and then  reemerged holding a Golden Nikon FA 
> with matching lens and box and instructions  and an unfilled eternal 
> warranty card and asked "Is THIS your camera? The   woodcutter had never 
> seen such a camera before and was still honest so he  answered, "No I 
> only use manual exposure." The old man sank into the waters a  third 
> time and this time came back with the wood cutter's old and trusty 
> eyelevel F. Delighted to see his camera again the woodcutter
> exclaimed,"Yes, thats my Nikon!"
> 
> "You are a good man", said  the spirit of the river, and gave the wood
> cutter back his F which was now  miraculously CLA-ed, and in addition
> the silver S3 and the gold FA as well  as a drab brown and gray 50th
> anniversary F5  all in an expensive   Billingham bag to carry home. The
> woodcutter sold all of the new stuff on  Ebay with the "buy it now "
> option and made enough so he didn't have to cut  wood for a while and 
> could spend all of his time in the darkroom of his hut.
> 
> The woodcutter's  neighbor who was not such an  honest man happened to 
> hear of this lucky episode and took his old Canon F1 that  he hardly 
> ever shot with  anymore because he  was now an EOS user, and  went to 
> the same place along the river and tossed the poor camera in. After what 
>  seemed like a long while, the old man spirit of the river  emerged 
> from the  waters holding the F1 with a sad look on his face and said, 
> "Sorry we  don't service these anymore".
> 
> Chuck Norcutt
> 
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