Thanks! I needed that!! 8-))
--- Walt Wayman <hiwayman@xxxxxxx> wrote:
> Feeling silly today, I suppose, so I have to share
> this. It was posted on the Vols' Chat website by the
> father of one of our just-graduated California
> import linebackers, Kevin Simon.
>
> Here it is. I hope nobody gets offended more than
> amused.
>
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>
> NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.... I promise you cannot read
> these and not laugh out
> loud. These are real notes written by parents in an
> ALABAMA school district.
> Spellings have been left intact.
>
> 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not
> take PE today. Please execute
> him.
>
> 2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick
> and i had her shot.
>
> 3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on
> jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and
> also 33.
>
> 4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is
> administrating.
>
> 5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days.
> Yesterday he fell out of a
> tree and misplaced his hip.
>
> 6. John has been absent because he had two teeth
> taken out of his face.
>
> 7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was
> playing football. He was hurt in
> the growing part.
>
> 8. Megan could not come to school today because she
> has been bothered by very
> close veins.
>
> 9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre
> in his side.
>
> 10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has
> very loose vowels.
>
> 11. Pleaseexcuse Lesli from being absent yesterday.
> She had diahre dyrea
> direathe the shits.
>
> 12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday.
> He had diarrhea, and his
> boots leak.
>
> 13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed
> his bust.
>
> 14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his
> father's fault.
>
> 15. I kept Billie home because she had to go
> Christmas shopping because i don't
> know what size she wear.
>
> 16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school
> yesterday. We forgot to get the
> sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it
> monday we thought it was
> sunday.
>
> 17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We
> have to attend her funeral.
>
> 18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she
> was tired. She spent a weekend
> with the marines.
>
> 19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday.
> He had a cold and could not
> breed well.
>
> 20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday.
> She was in bed with gramps.
>
> 21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a
> gangover.
>
> 22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and
> under the doctor.
>
> 23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she
> had a fever, sorethroat,
> headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also
> sick, fever an sore throat, her
> brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I
> wasn't the best either, sore
> throat and fever. There must be something going
> around, her father even got hot
> last night.
>
>
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> I'll try to behave better tomorrow. :-)
>
> Walt
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