On 8 Jun 07, at 18:28 , Listar wrote:
> From: "Timpe, Jim" <Jim.Timpe@xxxxxxxxx>
>
>
>
> AG said;
>> You know what you call a drummer that just broke up with his
>> girlfriend?
>>
>> Homeless.
>
> You know what the difference between a dead squirrel on the roadway
> and
> a dead trombone player on the roadway?
>
> Squirrel was on his way to a gig.
What do they call a guy who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
How can you tell when you're in a time more complex than waltz or 4/4?
The drummer's lips are moving.
What is "perfect pitch?"
When the banjo hits the accordion in the dumpster.
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