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Subject: [OM] Re: List is slow!
From: Andrew Fildes <afildes@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:51:20 +1100
Hilarious -
They also know NOTHING of wombats.

High speed - only if they're going the wrong way.
Connectivity? - wombats are solitary and damn near sociopathic.
Customer service? - don't ask a wombat for anything if you are thin- 
skinned.
Latency? - isn't that the time between exposure and the development  
of a cancer?
Wombat delivers...? - wombats are takers, not givers.
Acquisitions? - Wombats subscribe to no consumerist paradigm.
Feed handlers? - they don't handle their feed - just walk forward  
into it.
Partner with customers? - see 'sociopathic' above.
Unique philosophy? - wombats are conventional determinists. Very  
determined.
Andrew Fildes
afildes@xxxxxxxxxxxxx



On 24/01/2008, at 9:35 PM, Patrick Moore wrote:

> I work for a company called wombat.  Oddly, 'twas started by a  
> Dutch man.
> *wibble*.  (www.wombatfs.com for those curious)



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