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Subject: [OM] Re: Urban Legend Heard at Wallyworld
From: "Bart Wientjes" <bartjew@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:00:54 +0200
Rumor has it that scientists are working on methods to store images by
capturing photons directly into chemical sensors, without intervention
of electronics.

That would be soooooooo cool.

Bart


On 8/19/08, Andrew Fildes <afildes@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
> Subatomic pieces of the electrons? Hmmmm. There's no charge for that,
> sir.
> Now it is possible to reduce electron velocity by using a card reader
> instead and under no circumstances should a USB cable be coiled while
> in use - that will cause serious acceleration. This all of course
> presupposes that we've got any idea where the electrons actually...are.
> Now I have noted that images I was absolutely certain were good on
> the LCD become much more uncertain on the computer screen and from
> time to time, I am completely uncertain as to where they are. I open
> the DCIM file and the 'superb image' waveform collapses completely.
> As the camera is merely a black box on the back of the lens, it seems
> clear that accelerated photons are wandering around in a diffuse sort
> of way in there and driving me to diffraction. I need clarification
> as to whether viewing the image on the LCD, chimping, qualifies as
> opening the box, or downloading the image file or do I have to remove
> the lens to be absolutely certain as to the fate of the photons?
> Andrew Fildes
> afildes@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>
>
>
> On 19/08/2008, at 12:30 PM, Bob Docherty wrote:
>
> >
> >  I'm sorry, folks, but with all this disinformation being bandied
> > about I have to weigh in. This issue was never a problem using the
> > USB 1 specification. USB 2 causes an acceleration phenomenon which
> > damages the electrons being stored. They travel at such a high
> > velocity into the chipset that collisions inevitably occur. These
> > collisions cause the formation of quarks which are formed when
> > subatomic pieces of the electrons are broken off duriing the
> > transfer. Image degradation is unavoidable when particles are
> > accelerated to this extent combined with the resultant dark matter
> > creation.
> >  As we all know a=dv/dt, where a is acceleration, v=velocity t=time
> > expressed in seconds, and d is something else. Walmart physicists,
> > and part time photo clerks, were the first to document this effect
> > and the Fermi Lab has confirmed this hypothesis CERN is working
> > with Olympus optical scientists to overcome this degradation.
> >  I'm glad I have had the opportunity to set you all straight.
> >
> > Bob
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