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Re: [OM] Ken's Silver Nose

Subject: Re: [OM] Ken's Silver Nose
From: "Wiliam Wagenaar" <wiliam@xxxxxxxxx>
Date: Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:52:43 +0100
Sound like a true explanation. I gues it wasn't your first evening at
Zuikoholic Anonymous? ;-))

Thanks for the insight Ken.

Wiliam

> -----Oorspronkelijk bericht-----
> Van: Ken Norton [mailto:ken@xxxxxxxxxxx] 
> Verzonden: dinsdag 16 december 2008 22:38
> Aan: Olympus Camera Discussion
> Onderwerp: Re: [OM] Ken's Silver Nose
> 
> 
> >
> > I am just wondering when Ken Norton got rid of the nose 
> part of his OM 
> > alias. I thought he was proud of it... or am I wrong here assuming 
> > things?
> >
> 
> 
> Identity crisis. Actually, the deal is that I had setup a 
> yahoo mail account "agschnozz" just for list communications.  
> Unfortunately, yahoo mail has been less than the most 
> impressive in list response as of late.  Since switching to 
> gmail, I decided to just subscribe as myself, but attempt to 
> remember to place my moniker at the end of the posts.  
> However, I've gotten lazy and have been shortening my sigs to 
> "AG" instead of "AG Schnozz" or "AG (insert pithy comment) Schnozz".
> 
> Which leads to the question of whether or not AG Schnozz has 
> fallen off the wagon and poisened the camera bag with non-AG 
> lenses.  To address this question, I will have ask Rod-Blago 
> the Tokina AT-X 100-300 Zoom lens to comment. For those who 
> don't know, Rod has been the "Governor" of the camera bag, 
> but his position is quite precarious.  I have heavily edited 
> his comments due to vulgarity.
> 
> Rod writes:
> 
> (beginning of quote)
> 
> "Yo list.   There was an opening in the bag.  I saw this as 
> an opportunity
> to get some sparkle for myself.  Wasn't going to be cheap, 
> though. This was one valuable thing.  Here I am, surrounded 
> by these lapdog silvernosed lenses.  What cowards and 
> pushovers.  One little visit from my father-in-law, and they 
> all went running for cover."
> 
> "So, a couple months ago, this fancy camera arrives.  This 
> dude is all for 'change'.  Ok, an opportunity for me to make 
> some more money, right?  Man, what an opportunity!  So, with 
> change, I'm thinking 'Yo, Rod, here's your chance to get rid 
> of these moron chrome-nosed guys' and I put my plan in place. 
>  However, the new camera seems to have made good friends with 
> the black-nosed 24/2.8 and the silver-nosed 50/3.5.  Since 
> he's obviously a moderate, I'll have to tread a little 
> carefully, but too carefully and this whole thing will 
> backfire.  My people will need to talk with his people, but, 
> yo, my union toughs will help me out and maybe bust a few 
> kneecaps if necessary"
> 
> "Well, the plan was coming along nicely, but then comes TWO 
> new lenses into MY TURF!  First of all, there is this 
> black-nosed 35-80/2.8 zoom.  A friend or foe?  Turns out, 
> this guy may be black-nosed, but he's obviously one of those 
> silver-nosed republicans.  And the other lens (Pat The Fitz) 
> was his 'heavy' and was a direct opponant to me.  How can I 
> compete with this street-smart, 300/4.5 silver-nosed thug?  
> That's supposed to be MY game. The dude ain't even from Chicago!"
> 
> "In one day, the gig was up and I'm paraded down to the 
> station in hand-cuffs.  There's a new sherif in the bag and 
> I'm on the outs.  The 35-80, even though he ain't no 
> silver-nose, is a friend of them and in my book there is no 
> greater crime.  But what can I do, his 300/4.5 thug has more 
> chrome on his nose than all the rest combined!"
> 
> (end of quote)
> 
> So, there you have it folks.  Rod-Blago has spoken, but you 
> can see that the silver-nosed lenses appear to be safe since 
> the new administration is apparently chrome-friendly.  "Pat 
> The Fitz", the 300/4.5, has knocked "Rod-Blago", the Tokina 
> 100-300, from the all-powerful governor position in the camera bag.
> 
> AG (political news junky) Schnozz
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