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Re: [OM] I hate the weather

Subject: Re: [OM] I hate the weather
From: Chris Trask <christrask@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Tue, 17 Sep 2013 05:54:07 -0700 (GMT-07:00)
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> >
> > >
> > >I'm sure she got to see the animals lining up two by two.
> > >
> >
> >      And when the flood receeded, God told the animals to go forth and
> >multiply.
> >
> >      And so they did.
> >
> >     Except for the snakes.
> >
> >     They couldn't.
> >
> >     They were Adders.
>
>
>At which point, Noah had his sons fell a tree. They chopped it up and 
>build a table out of it. He then placed the snakes upon it, figuring 
>that this would do the trick.  After all, even adders can multiply on a 
>log table.
>
>(boo, hissssss!)
>

     Ouch!  Hadn't heard that one before.  Reminds me of how I used to baffle 
students when I showed them how to add on a slide rule using the log scales.

     Which reminds me:  A logarithm is NOT a birth control practice used by 
Catholic lumberjacks.


Chris
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