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Subject: Re: [OM] Speaking of ... Chris's cows?
From: "philippe.amard" <philippe.amard@xxxxxx>
Date: Tue, 17 Sep 2013 18:11:05 +0200
Absolutely stunning - I must have come to the internet too late as I  
had missed about a 80% of these :-)

Thanks for sharing, and reminding us

Amooties
Philippe

Le 17 sept. 13 à 18:03, Chris Trask a écrit :

>>
>>> Does this apply to other countries?
>>
>> Um. No.
>>
>> I'm reminded of a story...
>>
>
>     More than just a story, I'm reminded of the early days of the  
> internet when everything was TELNET and dialup, and email was by way  
> of the PINE reader.  A number of people got into ASCII art, where  
> you drew pictures with alphanumeric characters in Courier font.   
> This actually goes back further to RTTY/teletype.  We even had ASCII  
> animation where you went from one frame to the next using the space  
> bar.
>
>     I kept a number of those ASCII art files, and one of them is a  
> collection of stick cows, which you have to view using Courier or  
> some other nonproportional font:
>
>         (__)                   )__(                vv    vv
>         (oo)                   (oo)                ||----||  *
>  /-------\/             *-------\/                 ||     | /
> / |     ||             / |     ||                 /\-------/
> *  ||----||            /  ||----||                (oo)
>   ^^    ^^               vv    vv                (~~)
>
>    USA Cow             Nerd USA Cow               Australian Cow
>
>        (__)                 (__)                    (__)
>        (00)                 (-o)                    (--) . . .  
> (*>YAWN<*)
>  /------\/            /------\/               /------\/
> /|     ||            /|     ||               /|     ||
> * ||----||           * ||----||              * ||----||
>
> Cow w/ Glasses      Flirtatious cow          Cow after pulling an
>                       (winking)                  all-nighter
>
>               O__O                             \_|_/
>               (oo)                             (oo)
>        /-------\/                       /-------\/
>       / |     ||                       / |     ||
>      *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
>         ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^
>    Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
>
>              \ (__)                         (__)        *        (__)
>              \\(oo)                         (\/)         \       (oo)
>         /-----\\\/                   /-------\/           \-------\/
>        / |    (##)                  / |     ||           8-|     ||
>       *  ||----||"                 *  ||----||             ||----||
>          ^^    ^^                     ~~    ~~             ^^    ^^
> Scottish cow playing bagpipes.   Cow from Beijing     Wind-up Flying  
> Cow
>
> *        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)
> \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
>  \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
>  /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \
> //||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\
> ^ ^^    ^^ ^       ^        ^            ^  ^               ^     ^
> Cow walking         Cow jogging         Cow running        Cow braking
>
>
>
>          (__)
>          (oo)                       (__)         *     (__)
>           \/                        (oo)         |     (oo)
>       ____| \____            /-------\/    o=o=o=|------\/
>       ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |
>    *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||
>        //--------/            ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
>       //__                      Cow           Cow pooing
>       Cow marching            standing
>
>         (__)
>         (oo)                       U
>  /-------\/                    /---V
> / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
> *  ||----||
>   ^^    ^^
> Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000  
> meters.
>
>
>
>
>
>         (__)             (__)                (__)               (__)
>         (oo)             (oo)                (oo)               (oo)
>  /-------\/-*     /-------\/          /-------\/          
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *        / |     ||
> *  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> \/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
>  Cow munching   Grass munching      Cow in water        Cow in  
> swimming
>    on grass         on cow                                     pool
>
>
>
>
>         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
>         (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
>  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
> / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
> *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
>   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
>
> Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt  
> to wash
>                      psychedelic mushrooms      down psychedelic  
> mushrooms
>
>
>
>
>               )\               (__)
>              /  \              (oo)
>        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>       Cow swimming in shark infested water
>
>
>
>
>     (  (    )
>   ( (     )   )
>   ( (         )
>  (           / )
> ( ( \\       )
>     ( |  // )
>       |   |    (__)
>       |   |    (oo)                   (__)
>       |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
>       |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
>     **|   | ---||                \ __________/
>    ``'---------^^
>        Cow Hide                     Cow Pie
>
>
>
>                        *
>                      **   **
>                 * **  * * *  **
>                *   /  /   \ *  *
>             \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)
>          *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)
>            /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )
>            \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()
>            /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||
>          \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ^^     ^^
>         /  /     ^^    ^^    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles
>                 Cow in Heat
>
>
>
>          (__)             (__)         *        (__) *      (__)
>          (oo)             (oo)          \       (oo) |      (oo)
>  /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/            \-------\/  \-------\/
> * o|     ||      * ooooooooo           o  o|     ||   /     ||
>    ||----||     ooooooooooooo              ||----||>==/-----||
> ooo^^    ^^    ooooooooooooooooo           ^^    ^^         ^^
>  Cow taking      Cow in deep              Cow getting the shit
>    a shit            shit                  kicked out of her
>
>
>
>         o  o
>         |__|               (__)             (__)
>         (oo)               (oo)            =(oo)=          oo
>  /-------\/         /-------vv       /-------\/
> / |     ||         / |     ||       / |     ||
> *  ||----||        *  ||----||      *  ||----||
>   ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
> bill bixby          bela lugosi      boris karloff     claude rains
> male relative cow      cow              cow               cow
>
>
>
>
>                                         /\                  __
>                                        /  \                 ||
>             (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
>             SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
>      /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
>     / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
>    *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
>       ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
>    This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
>  to George Washington       this cow                   cow
>
>
>                                                 (__)
>         *        (__)                           (oo)
>          \       (oo)                     /------\/
>           \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
>            | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
>            ||----||                    *  ||----||
>            ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
>     Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
>       to Caesar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
>
>
>
>                  (___)               (__)      (__)
>                  ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
>           /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
>          / |     ||V                   |        |
>         *  ||----||                    ||------||
>            ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^
>  The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
> the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle
>
>
>
>             (__)                   (__)
>             [##]                   (@o)
>      /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
>     / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
>    *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
>       ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^
> This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
>  to Liliann V.L.       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman
>
>
>
>                     (__)
>                     (oo)
>        /---+      +--\/
>       / |  |      | ||
>      *  ||-+      +-||
>         ^^          ^^                             *
>
>   David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow
>
>                                                     (__)
>                                                     (oo)
>                                                    /'^^^-m
>            (__)                                   / '' ` )
>            (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|
>           / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |
>          /  _\===^   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|
>      ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| ||
>     *        ^ ^                                 *  ww ww
>
>            Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula
>
>
>
>         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
>         (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
>  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
> / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
> *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
>   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
>
> Satanic cow               Yuppie Cow              Cow in love
>
>         ____
>        (____)
>                               .xxxx.
>         (__)                  '(oo)`
>         (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
>  /-------\/            / |    |============>
> / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)
> *  ||----||               ~~    ~
>   ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
>   holy cow            (armed and dangerous)                 (---)
>
>
>                                                             (   )
>         (___)             (___)                            /-----\
>         (o o)             (o o)                            |     |
>  /-------\ /       /-------\ /                             |  |  |
> / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O                              |  |  |
> *  ||,---||       *  ||,---||                               |  *  |
>   ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^                               ^^   ^^
>    A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull            No-bull         Coward
>
>
>
>         (__)                 \__\                 (__)
>         (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)
>  /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/
> / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||
> *  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||
>   OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO
> Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow
>
>
>                 (__)              (__)              \_||_~
>                 (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)
>  /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/
> / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||
> *  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||
>   OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{
>      li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow
>
>
>
>              (____)               (____)                          
> (____)
>              (oo  )               (o  o)                          
> (  OO)
>   /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
>  / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
> /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
> *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
>    /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^
> This cow belonged         This was Salvatore   No one was sure whether
> to Pablo Picasso         Dali's favorite cow     M.C. Escher's cow had
>                                                     four legs or eight
>
>
>                        (__)                        (__)
>                ^^      (oo)                        (--)
>            ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
>         ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\
>       ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^
>    ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----\
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^
>     Cow surfing at Malibu               Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
>                                             (What a bod, huh guys?)
>
>
>        *                                                 (__)
>         \                                                (DD)
>          \                                        /-------\/
>          |\                                      / |     ||_\_/
>        \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|
>        \\|| \(oo)                                  ^^    ^
>         \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and  
> staring at
>          ^^ \||                            sunbathers at Fort  
> Lauderdale
>           \\ ||
>            \\||
>             \||
>              ^^
>               \\_
>                \_
> Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen
>
>
>
>
>                                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
>                                                / / / / / / / / / / / /
>                                                / / / / / _______   / /
>   ( @@@ )                                      / / /    /   |   \  / /
>    ( @@ )            (------------)            / / /    (__)|      / /
>       @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            / / /    (oo)|      / /
>        @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )              /-------\/ |
>     /--UU--\/        (____________)             / |     ||^_|
>    / |    ||                                   *  ||----|
>   *  ||---||                                      ^^    ^
>   (New) Jersey Cow                   Cow sheltering from English
>                                                Weather
>
>
>                    (__)                       _--------_
>                    (oo)                      |__________|   BIG
>             /-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
>            / | 007 ||                         __________
>           *  ||----||                        |_        _|
>              ^^    ^^                          --------
>       Cow licenced to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous  
> cow
>
>                       x
>                   xxxx|xxxx
>                xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
>                       |
>                      //
>                (__) //                        (__(__)
>                (oo)//                         (oo(oo)
>         /-------\//                    /-------\/ \/-------\
>        / |     |//                    / |     ||   ||     | \
>       *  ||----|                     *  ||----||   ||----||  *
>          ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^   ^^    ^^
>      Mary Poppins Cow                        Siamese cows
>
>
>                            o        o             (__)    ^
>                             \      /              (oo)   /
>                              \    /           _____\/___/
>             (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
>             (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /
>    /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
>   / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
>  *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
>     ^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /
>                        ^^     ^^           ^    ^
>
>    Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco
>        Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
>   (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
>     cow-culus)          Ray Tube)
>
>
>
>  .            /\         .       .        :
>        .     /  \      .          .       :
>             /    \   .        .    *      :
>            /      \                 *     :
>            | (__) |   .    .       **     :
>     .     /| (oo) |\               **     :
>          / | /\/\ | \   .     .    *      :
>      .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :
>     . /    | |  | |    \  .               :
>      / USA | ^||^ |NASA \     .           :
>     |______|  ^^  |______|       .        :
>    .       (__||__)     .   .             :
>       .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :
>            !!!  !!!                       :
>                                           :
>  The cow that jumped over the moon.       :
>
>            o
>            | [---]
>            |   |
>            |   |                              |------========|
>       /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
>      /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
>      |            |                     ___|  |==============|
>      |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
>      \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
>       \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
>    -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
>    |               |        *  ||------||-----^
>    -----------------           ||      |      |
>      /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |
>     /     ----    \
>      ^^         ^^           This cow landed on the moon.
>
>                (__)
>               ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
>               __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)
>              /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")
>             /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
>            /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
>                \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
>                 /======   \/            =======/==============//
>              *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\
>                 /      \ ^               //                   \\
>
>                     Psycowlogist and patient
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>                                             (___)
>          \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                  (o o)
>           \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                   \ /
>        *-----\_______\/\/                  \--O--/
>      ^_______/   ---  \______^            // -----\
>     ^--------\   \S/  /\_____^            \\/_^{} /==V===[]
>               \______/                      \_____\\//
>                                              \__/
>   It's a bird...                             //\\         The Boss
>    It's a plane...                          //  \\   (Bruce Holstein)
>                                            //   //
>                                           ^^    ^^
>
>
>                                        ==================
> _____________________________          H                H
> |             |-------------|          H     (__)       H
> |             |   ________  |          H     (oo)       H       __
> |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |          H    / \/ \      H     /    \
> |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |          H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |
> |             |  |__|\/|__| |          H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /
> |             | o           |          H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H       ||
> |             | ^           |          H                H       ||
> |             | ]           |          H                H       ||
> |             |             |          H                H       ||
> |_____________|_____________|          H                H       ||
>                                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^
> Some cows get in trouble...               Cattle Guard
>
>
>
>                   \  |  /         ___________
>    ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
>   |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
>   | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
>   |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
>   | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
>   |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
>   | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
>   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
>   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
> ^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |
>   |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
>   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
>        `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |
>         || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
>                     (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
>              /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
>             / |     ||        ||_______| \
>            *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
>               ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^
>                        "Cow Town"
>
>
>                          ...---...
>                       ../  / | \  \..
>                     ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.
>                    /  /   /  |  \   \  \
>                   /  /   /   |   \   \  \
>                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>                   \          |          /
>                    \         |         /
>                     \        |        /
>                      \       |       /
>                       \      |      /
>                        \     |     /
>                         \    |    /
>                          \   |   /
>                           \  |  /
>                            \ | /(__)
>                             \|/ (oo)
>                          /---++--\/
>                         / |  || ||
>                        *  ||-++-||
>                           ^^    ^^
>               Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
>
>
>                                    (__)
>                                    (oo)
>                             /-------\/
>                            / |     ||
>                           *  ||----||
>                              ^^    ^^
>                             (__)  (__)
>                             (oo)  (oo)
>                      /-------\/    \/-------\
>                     / |     || -^^- ||     | \
>                    *  ||----   -^^-       ||  *
>                       ^^                  ^^
>                      (__)                (__)
>                      (oo)                (oo)
>               /-------\/                  \/-------\
>              / |     ||                    ||     | \
>             *  ||----||                    ||----||  *
>                ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^
>                 Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
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>
> ____             ____                                |+++++|
> |++++|    ___    |++++|                       ____    |+++++|
> |++++|   |++ ______________________          |++++|   |+++++|
> |++++|   |++/      /( )\           \         |++++|   |+++++|   __
> |    |   |+|      |-oo- |           \______  |++++|   |+++++|  |++|
> - - -(__)--|       \__\/           _(__)_  \
> o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \ |        __
> |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |       /oo| - Bleaurgh!
> |-|  \\____                         ------  )_    /|  /\
>  -|_  \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0     _|  *  \/  *
>     \  |  __________________________________/
>     |  W|  \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
>     / /\ \  \___/                    \___/
>    / /  \ \
>    ^^^   ^^^                                      Who you gonna  
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