That's a classic, Mike. I'll have to print that one out. To all who
observe, a very Merry Christmas and a Happy Hanukkah.
Charlie
On Thu, Dec 25, 2014 at 12:19 PM, Mike Lazzari <watershed@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
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> Happy Solstice, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza
>
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for
> an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
> non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
> holiday(tm), practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
> religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice,
> with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
> others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at
> all . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
> uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
> year 2015, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
> cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great,
> (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or
> is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the
> race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of
> computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wishee.
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> to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is
> void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion oft
> he wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
> application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance
> of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
> limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
> discretion of the wisher.
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