A few excerpts of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.
#31 Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother ... insult something he cares about
instead.
#141 Only fools pay retail.
#181 Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money
#192 Never cheat a Klingon ... unless you're sure you can get away with it.
#203 New customers are like razortoothed grubworms. They can be succulent, but
sometimes they can bite back.
#229 Latinum lasts longer than lust.
#255 A wife is a luxury ... a smart accountant is a necessity.
#301 Concerning the CFO, when investing more than two bars of latinum on
camera gear, be aware that it is easier to obtain forgiveness
than permission.
More is good, all is better, Mike
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