I couldn't help myself. I copied this to my Facebook page.
>
>A variation on an older joke:
>
>A plane with five passengers on board - Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Jacinda
>Ardern, the Pope and a 10 year old school girl - is about to crash and there
>are only four parachutes.
>Trump says "I need one. I'm the smartest man in the USA and I'm needed to
>solve the pandemic." He takes one parachute and jumps.
>Johnson says "I'm needed to sort out the COVID-19 mess in Britain." He takes
>one and jumps.
>The Pope says "The world's Catholics depend on me for comfort in a time of
>fear." He takes one and jumps.
>"You can have the last parachute", Jacinda says to the 10 year old. "I've
>lived a good part of my life. Yours is only just starting."
>The girl replies "Don't worry, there are two parachutes left, the smartest
>man in the USA just took my schoolbag."
Chris
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
- Hunter S. Thompson
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